Bai Ling is Almost Too Good at Dancing

Bai Ling was spotted showing off her dance moves at Club Play for porn star Mary Carey's birthday party last Friday.

And, really, all you other dancers should just give up.

You can't compete with this.

I imagine this is how God would dance.

Assuming, of course, that God had no sense of rhythm and lost the use of his limbs in a horrible car accident.

7 Types of Breakups That Everyone Will Go through ...

Ultimatums are a topic which divides people.

If your partner is doing something you don’t like, such as visiting strip clubs or watching porn, you are well within your rights to walk.

But if you’re just not in the same place yet, is it fair to issue an ultimatum?

You could be threatening to leave if he doesn’t propose within the next year, or if he won’t quit the sports team, or even if he’s got a rubbish car that you hate.

Breakups caused by an ultimatum can hurt more because it’s easy

7 Alarming Signs You Are Struggling with Addiction ...

Have you ever wondered if there are signs you're struggling with addiction?

I used to Google this a lot because I couldn't walk away from sugar.

It's interesting because the same behavior can be found in people who are addicted to porn, sugar, alcohol and shopping.

It's really about the behavior more than it's about the thing you can't do without.

Check out this list of signs you're struggling with addiction to see if you may need to take the next step in recovery.

I knew that I

7 Heroic Pit Bulls...

Dogs are unique and there is more than just a dog sitting there in front of you.

There is a long history of heroic dogs that I would like to speak with you about.

While pit bulls tend to get a lot of bad press, it's important to remember that they are not all bad dogs!

They have saved lives.

It is time to put the fashion, fast cars, makeup and beauty secrets to the side.

Only for a little while though, because right now, I want to tell you about 7 heroic Pit Bulls… Take note

In the Driver's Seat

30s, I learned to drive. Why?

I wanted to, that simple.

A fast car, the open road -- I was tired of missing out on the quintessential American experience.

Retail porn in the form of the "Build Your Own Porsche"

website didn't hurt either.

(Not that I own one, but is that gorgeous or what?

) Plus, I'd quit law, which meant I could take my kids to the beach on a hot summer day while poor hubby worked if only I could drive them there.

As to how I learned -- turns out that like Dorothy with her ruby slippers I'd known all along.

I had a license.

I had a car.

I just drove.

The Hot Sheet---Holiday Suggestions

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My husband and I saw Casino Royale on a Friday night when were were both braindead and in the mood for fun.

Jackpot!

Jeff followed the plot.

I looked at Daniel Craig and let my mind wander all over that delicious body.

Plus the car

New Opportunities Knocking. I Often Wonder Whethe...

New Opportunities Knocking.

I often wonder whether there are periods of my life in which time literally speeds up.

Lately, it seems like almost everything that has happened to me has been moving at an expedited rate.

It`s like looking at trees when you are standing in a forest, versus looking at the forest from the car window as you speed by it.

Anyway, after the PhD boy disaster last week and the confusion that accompanied his blase follow-up emaill, I have

10 Most Shocking Celebrity Deaths Revealed!

.Princess Diana, 36 Who would ever forget the style and elegance of Princess Diana

?The then 36-year old Princess of Wales died after a car accident in Paris which involved her and Dodi Al-Fayed embroiled in a movie-like chase scene

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Cat food bloggers unite every weekend and share photos of your gorgeous kitties with us!

If you like great food, and gorgeous kitty cats this is the place for you, wether food porn, cat photos or both this is the place for you.

If you would like to be included, just leave me a comment with your permalink!

If you would like to participate in WDB (Weekend Dog Blogging) please go visit the lovely Sweetnicks and send her an email!

If you

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Cat food bloggers unite every weekend and share photos of your gorgeous kitties with us!

If you like great food, and gorgeous kitty cats this is the place for you, wether food porn, cat photos or both this is the place for you.

If you would like to be included, just leave me a comment with your permalink!

If you would like to participate in WDB (Weekend Dog Blogging) please go visit the lovely Sweetnicks and send her an email!

If you

Weekend Update: Eh, La Bas Edition

out and had my fair share of Jager and then had borrowed someone’s car to drive to the test in my PJs, still smelling like vodka.

(I didn’t do well on the test, but I still got a B in the class.

So, of course, I didn’t learn the lesson in that experience.) I am not proud of this, but I didn’t shower.

I didn’t have time.

I pulled my curly mane into a clip and bobby pinned the front down and then hairsprayed it to within and inch of its life.

(It actually looked kind of cute.) I

Girl, You'd Better Back That Hard Drive up

>• There will be an increase in specialised online storage services.

If you fancy yourself the next big thing in porn, there’s MegaErotic.

This one allows users to upload adult content and earn membership upgrades and money from people downloading their saucy missives.

Yes, it’s frequent flier for pornographers.

Web 2.0, baby!

The-not-so-good-bits:

• Unlike a hard drive, this is a recurring expense, either monthly or yearly.

• Where exactly